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Wide + Ides of March
1. Once the weather warms slightly you begin to think of summer, bikinis and vacations - and realize how fat you've gotten over the winter.
Ex. "Beware the Wides of March. One minute you're hibernating away your winter on the couch and the next thing you know you're expected to prance around at some pool party with those extra Girl Scout cookie pounds jiggling all over the place. Exercise early and often, young Grasshopper."