Carol + Cacophony
1. An awful, grating sound emanating from your ugly sweater donning neighbors at your front door. Usually around Christmas time.
Ex. Evelyn thought the cat might be stuck in the dryer again but quickly realized the awful shrieking was actually her neighbors, Chris and Kris, attempting "Holy Night" in front of the apartment next door. She quickly shut all the lights and clicked off the TV in an attempt to dodge the inevitable carolcophony barreling her way.