Barnacle + Napkin
1. The small, square, crustacean-like napkin that constantly sticks to the bottom of your bar drink courtesy of condensation.
Ex. Eric was pulling out all the stops, really putting on the full court press and knew Jen was totally buying all the lines, jokes and negs he was throwing her way. It all came to a screeching halt when he lifted his Jack & Coke to his lips and found himself staring down a humiliating barnapkle. Game over.
Today's portmanteau courtesy of Nathan T.! Submit your own!