Shituation

[shich-oo-ey-shuhn]
Shit + Situation
noun

1. A set of circumstances that has become more serious, dire or unpleasant because of the presence of fecal matter.

Ex. Tammy was less than pleasantly surprised when the minivan door slid back to reveal a real shituation - two 3-year olds sans diapers and covered in a sticky, brown substance.


2. A state of affairs which has completely fallen apart or become disastrous.

Ex. The arrival of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino at my little cousin's 13th birthday party really ruined the fun-loving mood and turned the dancefloor into a complete shituation.


3. A quandary involving a bathroom.

Ex. Abigail found herself in quite the difficult shituation when she realized she was on the exact same bowel moving schedule as her boss, Moira. Nearly everyday she had to awkwardly gaze at the same pair of shoes under the divider or if she was just a couple minutes late, there was a potent stench cloud to be endured throughout her own session.


Today's portmanteau submitted by Shak M.! Submit your own!